Jhelom, Trammel, Chesapeake (PaxLair Times) – December 30, 2014 – by Scabby – Editor’s note: the new goblin governor of Jhelom has sent me this notice calling for volunteers to aid in a raid against exodus. The contents of his message are below:
For those that cannot read goblin finger paints here is a translated version:
Map of starting point:
Wees hopes to sees yoos all der! Brings extra keys ifs yoos can!!
Gubnor Scabby & Depooty Gubnor Ozog
PaxLair Statehood, Chesapeake (PaxLair Times) – December 30, 2014 – by Ashlynn – The next meeting will be held as follows:
The Times experienced a little difficulty over Christmas due to some issues with the most recent version of WordPress but everything is fixed now!
Don’t forget that there is also a lumberjack contest run by the Governor of Skara Brae taking place after the meeting at 9:45pm ET. More details can be found on the stratics chesapeake forum.
PaxLair Statehood, Chesapeake (PaxLair Times) – December 16, 2014 – by Ashlynn – The next meeting will be held as follows:
The PLAY taking place tomorrow will be one of the main topics this evening. It is going to be amusing to discover how many people have forgotten about it!
Also with the conclusion of the recent elections we’ll discover who is and isn’t in office!
PaxLair Statehood, Chesapeake (PaxLair Times) – December 9, 2014 – by Ashlynn – The next meeting will be held as follows:
Voting is open for the elections so I suspect we’ll be hearing a few updates on all that – especially as it turns out that one of the goblin candidates has been dabbling in dark magic and human sacrifice.
PaxLair Statehood, Chesapeake (PaxLair Times) – December 2, 2014 – by Ashlynn – The next meeting will be held as follows:
Elections are in full swing so I’m sure there will be some news about that. Also word on the construction of docks for a certain city!
PaxLair Times, Chesapeake (PaxLair Times) – December 1, 2014 – by Ashlynn –
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PaxLair Statehood, Chesapeake (PaxLair Times) – November 25, 2014 – by Ashlynn – The next meeting will be held as follows:
There will be WATER and SOAP and ROSE PETALS and all kinds of things to keep the goblins at bay. And should one of them show up, we can give them a long bath!
PaxLair Statehood, Chesapeake (PaxLair Times) – November 18, 2014 – by Ashlynn – The next meeting will be held as follows:
Lenmir Anfinmotas is the BEACH beside the huge lake in Ilshenar. There are lots of odd things scattered along the beach including a DRAGON. Don’t worry though – it is Sudiva and she is friendly. Or at least she won’t eat you.
Pitmuck, Trammel, Chesapeake (PaxLair Times) – November 11, 2014 – by Ashlynn – It would appear that even goblins are able to hold marriage ceremonies and the weekend saw the first such event in the history of Sosaria – at least as far as I know.
The two goblins with the honour of being the first to take their vows were none other than Amizelly Rustpot and Tinky Footz although I suppose it doesn’t really matter who they are specifically – all goblins look the same to me anyhow. Still, the little creatures made their covenant before a large crowd in a ceremony presided over by Drosselmeyer himself.
I should mention that I was somewhat confused by the combination of turnips and fish and something about the two combining to create a kind of terrifying piscine-vegetable hybrid. I’m sure the whole speech was relevent somehow.
A lavish reception followed the wedding but as the whole affair was taking place in the town of Pitmuck I thought it better for my health to pass on all food an drink. Even infamous pirate Holly Bloodhand took the time to say hello, bringing her entire unruly crew with her. This did however lead to some tension which I might describe as less drunken brawl and more a bloodbath.
In anycase, I hope everyone joins me in wishing a (in)sincere congratulations to the two goblins. I’m sure they’ll be happy together!
PaxLair Statehood, Chesapeake (PaxLair Times) – November 11, 2014 – by Ashlynn – The next meeting will be held as follows:
By request of Ozog we will be holding the meeting at the cave as a venue is all set in after the wedding on sunday!
